Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
my poor anus
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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