The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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