we made out on top of his cat.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
