It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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