I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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