Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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