can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
