SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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