Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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