he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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