Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have post one night stand depression
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