absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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