Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
