You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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