I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Shame - the story of my life.
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