When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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