You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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