I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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