That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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