Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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