just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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