so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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