You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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