Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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