he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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