M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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