I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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