Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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