What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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