You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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