worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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