I cannot find my penis.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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