I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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