My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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