Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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