For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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