You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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