How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
