He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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