Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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