just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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