try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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