She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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