Just fell off a train. Bad.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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