i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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