I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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