so let's talk penis.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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