No awkward lesbian experiences without me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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