he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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