hotel room ftw
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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